christianborle:

christianborle:

THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING

its been exactly a year since i made this post and the only thing that’s changed is that i can now put on my socks without tripping

55 minutes ago · 183,085 notes

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb
appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

1 hour ago · 456,720 notes

If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
  • 1 hour ago · 31,195 notes

doctopus:

what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week

1 hour ago · 168,186 notes

death-by-muffins:

wierdinagoodway:

blvckchampuru:

oceaneyesblackskies:

themorbidmermaid:

mikimaka-chan:

parkingstrange:

moonstresss:

You won’t believe this list of the Top ten youngest parents ever

oh my god

dear god

wow.

Noo

WELP.

Okay what? I’m pretty sure some of those kids wouldn’t have wanted to have a baby! Meaning I heard some psychopath parents make their daughters have a baby the second they get their period just to get on the news or into the Guinness World Record book or something messed up like that!!!!

I had my first kid pretty young (16), but all of these kids look/are younger than that. It’s kinda scary.
legalmexican:

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

D list though